Lifestyle collection - "The Vice Squad"

The "Vice Squad" Collection: Pick Your Poison

Let’s be real, for some people, golf is a spiritual journey or a test of character.  For the rest of us, it’s just a socially acceptable way to indulge in every bad habit we’ve picked up since high school.  If your pre-round routine involves more than just stretching, and we’re talking the kind of stretching that requires a lighter or a bottle opener... then welcome to your new favorite lineup.

The "Vice Squad" Collection is a tribute to the beautiful degenerates who turn a simple game of swinging the sticks into a four hour festival of poor choices.  Whether you're fueled by liquid swing oil, constant nicotine, herbal remedies, or something a bit more... energetic, we’ve got the gear that speaks your language.

What’s in the Bag (and Your System):

  • The "Habit" Polos & Tees: Breathable fabrics designed to hide the fact that you’ve been sweating out last night’s decisions since the 2nd hole. These shirts look sharp enough to keep the marshal off your back, but the hidden nod-and-a-wink graphics let everyone know exactly what’s in your cooler.

  • The "Safety Meeting" Pullovers: Perfect for those early morning rounds when you need to disappear into the trees for a tactical adjustment.  These mid-layers are warm, wind-resistant, and feature pockets deep enough to hide whatever it is you’re currently trying not to share.

  • Degenerate-Grade Balls: As we’ve established, these aren't staying in your bag for long. Whether they’re printed with martini glasses, lucky green leaves, or tiny little snowmen (for those who like to play fast), they’re designed to be lost with style.

  • "Vice" Accessories: From tees that double as "tools" to towels specifically designed to wipe away the evidence of a mid-round heater, we’ve covered all the bases.

The New Legend: The "Multi-Tasker" Swingman

For this collection, our iconic Swingman has officially given up on professionalism.  He’s still swinging for the fences, but now he’s doing it with a cigarette dangling from his lip, a beer tucked under his arm, and a look in his eye that says he’s currently seeing three different fairways.  He’s the patron saint of the 19th hole, and he’s the hero we all deserve.

No Judgment, Just Gear

We aren't here to lecture you on your lifestyle. We’re here to make sure you look incredible while you live it.  Whether you’re a Cigarette-a-Hole specialist, a Gummy Bear enthusiast, or a Six-Pack-per-Side pro, the Vice Squad Collection is your new uniform.

Life is short. Your drive is probably shorter. You might as well enjoy the ride.