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I Hit Greens - 'Patriot Medallion' - Flex Fit Hat
I Hit Greens - 'Patriot Medallion' - Flex Fit Hat
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Finally, A Hat That Fits Your Big American Brain.
Is your current headwear too flimsy to contain the sheer size of your patriotism? Does it crumble under the pressure of having so many freedom-loving thoughts? We've got you covered—literally.
Introducing the Liberty Lid, a Flexfit hat engineered for the modern-day patriot. With its patented Freedom-Flex™ elastic band, this cap stretches to comfortably house even the most galaxy-brained ideas about liberty. The athletic shape and curved visor are aerodynamically designed for maximum efficiency when you're turning your head to watch a bald eagle soar by. This hat doesn't just sit on your head; it declares your cranial cavity a sovereign nation of awesome.
A Patriot's Perfect Blend: 63% polyester, 34% cotton, 3% spandex twill. It's a triple-threat of durability, comfort, and the flexibility to dodge bad opinions.
Structured, 6-Panel, Mid-Profile: Built with the structural integrity of a battleship, ready to protect your dome from socialism and harmful UV rays.
6 Embroidered Eyelets: These aren't just holes; they are Freedom Vents™ that let the hot air of your brilliant ideas escape.
Stretch Band: So it stays put whether you're running from a bear or running for office.
Silver Undervisor: Reflects the jealous glares of your enemies and the unpatriotic.
Head Circumference: 22”–23⅞”: Fits most heads, from "Regular Patriot" to "Has Memorized the Entire Constitution."
Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh: We're teaching the rest of the world how to make amazing gear. Consider it foreig
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Is your current headwear too flimsy to contain the sheer size of your patriotism? Does it crumble under the pressure of having so many freedom-loving thoughts? We've got you covered—literally.
Introducing the Liberty Lid, a Flexfit hat engineered for the modern-day patriot. With its patented Freedom-Flex™ elastic band, this cap stretches to comfortably house even the most galaxy-brained ideas about liberty. The athletic shape and curved visor are aerodynamically designed for maximum efficiency when you're turning your head to watch a bald eagle soar by. This hat doesn't just sit on your head; it declares your cranial cavity a sovereign nation of awesome.
A Patriot's Perfect Blend: 63% polyester, 34% cotton, 3% spandex twill. It's a triple-threat of durability, comfort, and the flexibility to dodge bad opinions.
Structured, 6-Panel, Mid-Profile: Built with the structural integrity of a battleship, ready to protect your dome from socialism and harmful UV rays.
6 Embroidered Eyelets: These aren't just holes; they are Freedom Vents™ that let the hot air of your brilliant ideas escape.
Stretch Band: So it stays put whether you're running from a bear or running for office.
Silver Undervisor: Reflects the jealous glares of your enemies and the unpatriotic.
Head Circumference: 22”–23⅞”: Fits most heads, from "Regular Patriot" to "Has Memorized the Entire Constitution."
Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh: We're teaching the rest of the world how to make amazing gear. Consider it foreig
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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