I Hit Greens - Green Grass Polo

Alright, settle down and listen up. This isn't the shirt you think it is. This is a history lesson you can wear.

WARNING: This Shirt Celebrates Agricultural Freedom, Not Your Drum Circle.

Before you jump to any conclusions, let's get one thing straight. This isn't some flimsy piece of hippie propaganda. This is a tribute to the original American entrepreneurs: the Founding Fathers. That's right. George Washington? Thomas Jefferson? These titans of liberty were HEMP FARMERS. They knew this glorious plant was essential for building a new nation, and we're honoring that legacy of agricultural grit.

This shirt is covered in what we call the "Liberty Leaf." It’s a conversation starter. When someone gives you a funny look, you get to drop a knowledge bomb on them about colonial-era crop rotation. You're not just getting dressed; you're educating the masses.

And why does it only come in green? Because green is the color of cash, crops, and the envy of every lesser-dressed patriot who sees you. Any other color would be an insult to history.

Product Specs For a True Patriot:

• 100% Polyester: Forged from pure scientific achievement. This miracle fabric is more durable than a congressional filibuster and resists wrinkles with extreme prejudice.

• Lightweight Fabric (4.13 oz/yd²): So light and breezy, you'll feel the sweet wind of freedom on your skin.

• Stylish Pointed Collar: A collar so sharp and decisive, it could probably write its own constitutional amendments.

• Patriot's Choice Buttons: Choose your allegiance: bold, beautiful black or righteous, revolutionary white.

• Customizable Thread Color: Match the stitching to your truck, your tractor, or your undying love for this great nation.

How to Care For This Historical Artifact:

• Do Not Iron: IRONING IS TYRANNY. This shirt is scientifically engineered to be wrinkle-resistant. If you put a hot iron on this polyester, you're gonna create a modern art tragedy, not a crisp collar.

• Tumble Dry: Low Heat: High heat is for communists and cheap cotton blends. Treat this fabric with gentle, freedom-loving warmth.

• Do Not Bleach: Bleach is for quitters. This shirt fears nothing.

• Machine Wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F): Wash it in water as cool and refreshing as the tears of our nation's rivals.