I Hit Greens - Green Grass Polo

Alright, settle down and listen up. This isn't the shirt you think it is. This is a history lesson you can wear.

WARNING: This Shirt Celebrates Agricultural Freedom, Not Your Drum Circle.

Before you jump to any conclusions, let's get one thing straight.  This isn't some flimsy piece of hippie propaganda, this is a tribute to the original American entrepreneurs... the Founding Fathers. That's right, George Washington, Thomas Jefferson? These titans of liberty were hemp farmers. They knew this glorious plant was essential for building a new nation, and we're honoring that legacy of agricultural grit.

This shirt is covered in what we call the Liberty Leaf.  It’s a conversation starter. When someone gives you a funny look, you get to drop a knowledge bomb on them about colonial-era crop rotation. You're not just getting dressed, you're educating the masses.

And why does it only come in green? Because green is the color of cash, crops, and the envy of every lesser-dressed patriot who sees you. Any other color would be an insult to history.

Product Specs For a True Patriot:

• 100% Polyester: Forged from pure scientific achievement. This miracle fabric is more durable than a congressional filibuster and resists wrinkles with extreme prejudice.

• Lightweight Fabric (4.13 oz/yd²): So light and breezy, you'll feel the sweet wind of freedom on your skin.

• Stylish Pointed Collar: A collar so sharp and decisive, it could probably write its own constitutional amendments.

• Patriot's Choice Buttons: Choose your allegiance: bold, beautiful black or righteous, revolutionary white.

• Customizable Thread Color: Match the stitching to your truck, your tractor, or your undying love for this great nation.

How to Care For This Historical Artifact:

• Do Not Iron: IRONING IS TYRANNY. This shirt is scientifically engineered to be wrinkle-resistant. If you put a hot iron on this polyester, you're gonna create a modern art tragedy, not a crisp collar.

• Tumble Dry: Low Heat: High heat is for communists and cheap cotton blends. Treat this fabric with gentle, freedom-loving warmth.

• Do Not Bleach: Bleach is for quitters. This shirt fears nothing.

• Machine Wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F): Wash it in water as cool and refreshing as the tears of our nation's rivals.