The Wait is Over! Our Digital Clubhouse is Officially OPEN!

Alright, you glorious golfers and masters of the mulligan! Remember when we told you we were busy turning your on-course meltdowns into must-have merchandise? Well, stop practicing that swing you're just going to forget on the first tee anyway, because the moment has arrived!

The virtual pro shop doors have swung wide open! Our website, ihitgreens.com, is officially LIVE!

That’s right! After a development process that felt longer than a five-hour round behind the slowest foursome on earth, we’ve finally made it to the 19th hole. You can now head over to ihitgreens.com and snag the gear that says, "I may have four-putted, but at least my shirt is a birdie."

Our first drop is loaded with the premium apparel we promised—the hilarious, painfully relatable designs that serve as wearable therapy for your golf soul. These are the conversation starters, the ice-breakers, the perfect attire for shanking a drive directly into the woods while your friends try not to laugh. They’re not just shirts and hats; they’re badges of honor for the dedicated amateur.

And don't think for a second we've put the clubs away. While you’re loading up your cart with fresh threads, we’re still in the workshop (and on the phone with some awesome partners) teeing up the next phase. The self-deprecating divot tools, the brutally honest ball markers, and all that other game-changing gear are still on the horizon. This is just the opening drive, and we promise, it’s a beauty right down the middle (for once).

So, what are you waiting for? An invitation from the club pro? Head over to ihitgreens.com right now and be the first in your foursome to truly "embrace the chaos." Accessorize your triple-bogeys with a touch of humor and let the world know you're here for a good time, not necessarily a good score.

We can't wait to see you rocking our gear. Be sure to tag us in your photos! #iHitGreens

See you in the fairway (or, more likely, the trees next to it).