I Hit Greens - 'Almost a master' -Trucker Hat

Let’s be crystal clear, so our lawyers can sleep at night: this hat has absolutely, positively, 100% nothing to do with a certain prestigious golf tournament held every April in Georgia. Any resemblance to a famous logo, a hallowed ground, or a pimento cheese sandwich is purely in your imagination.

This hat is a tribute not to the masters of the sport, but to us: The Amateurs.

Think of it as a celebration of that one time you almost broke 90 at your local muni. This is a tradition exactly like every other weekend round: full of unwarranted optimism, questionable decisions, and a whole lot of searching in the woods.

The Deets:

Triple-Threat Fabric Blend: A scientific mix of 47% cotton, 28% nylon, and 25% polyester, engineered for maximum comfort while you contemplate your life choices after a topped drive.

High-Profile Fit: A classic structured, five-panel, high-profile trucker style. It sits high on your head so everyone can get a clear view of your look of utter confusion when your ball vanishes into thin air.

Ready-for-Anything Flat Bill: A crisp flat bill you can curve to your liking, or keep flat to perfectly channel the shade over your face as you take your fourth drop of the day.

Classic Snapback: The trusty snapback closure means it’s one-size-fits-most, ready to adjust to your head, which may or may not be expanding due to the pressure of a 5-foot putt for bogey.

The Journey: This legally distinct and original design is embroidered onto a quality blank hat sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh.

Choose Your Level of Unofficial Homage:

"Suspiciously Famous" Green: A vibrant shade of green that is purely coincidental and in no way a nod to any sort of iconic blazer one might win at a golf tournament. Nope. Not at all.

Classic Champion White: A clean, crisp white for those who prefer a more understated look while their game does all the loud shouting (of four-letter words).

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